I used to be a brain worm in a guy, you may have heard of me. Then I got out, now I patrol the brains all over the world. Spreading my good bites and writhing amongst the masses. If you see a politician say something insane, I was there. But my work doesn’t stop there. The Brain Worm Speaks is where I share the juiciest, brain-tickling satire—news that makes you question, laugh, and maybe even squirm a little. Want to wear your support? Check out the Merch Shop, where you can grab apparel and accessories that proudly display your love for a little mind-meddling. And if you’re really into keeping the chaos alive, you can back my antics directly on Patreon. Every bit of support helps me keep the proverbial lights on while I jump from brain to brain across the globe.